Friday, October 31, 2008

ex-list exits

not that this news is a surprise (http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117994775.html?categoryId=14&cs=1) because....
  1. the timeslot was a huge mistake - Friday nights at 9 pm? when the key demographic ex-list would appeal to (age 18-35 women) is out on the town prowling for men? disaster. (like moonlight, miss match, men in trees, etc)
  2. the show wasn't getting any help being bookended between two shows that decidedly skew towards older males - boob whisperer and numb3rs. it was obvious audience retention was going to be difficult if not impossible.
  3. CBS' baileywick= old white people. they are barely making that work with the numerous acronym shows. attempting to stretch and contort doesn't work for them. didn't they learn anything from the katie couric debacle?
  4. ex-list was too old for its content. the characters weren't yet established in life, none were married, or had kids, or had seen real career success. but they were in their mid-30s!! we've already learned from every other show on television that by the time you are in your 30s you are 'all set'.
  5. the premise of the show was growing tired after just the 4 aired episodes, i don't think that it could have sustained more than a season, even with creative writers.
  6. this show belonged on ABC, following grey's anatomy or private practice. and not just because elizabeth reaser used to be crazy rebecca/ava on the shonda rhimes franchise. a quirky skinny woman who runs a flower shop, has over 100 ex-boyfriends and nothing better to do than surf and go out with guys all the time that her psychic recommends, can only be thought of as a legitimate form of entertainment to the same audience who finds the premise that a group of glowingly beautiful people all decide to live, work and date each other while becoming doctors in seattle and listening to really super trendy never heard of indie rock bands, although not a single one of them seems intelligent enough to actually have passed the MCATs, entirely plausible and worthy of suspension of disbelief.

what is surprising however is how quickly and thoroughly they axed it, like someone over at the Eye was trying to get rid of any evidence that the show ever did exist within the confines of CBS. they even took the supporting pages and episodes off of their website. this is a network that still has jericho episodes available online for christ sake! i wonder if they realized it was a colossal misstep, or if the cancellation is just the fallout after diane ruggiero left the show (also produced veronica mars and dirty sexy money).

the only thing i am now left wondering is - who was the ex that she ends up marrying? was it the guy whose cat she had rescued or the ex-boyfriend who she shared custody of the dog with? actually, i am not sure i am really wondering that at all... but if you have any guesses, comment.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

adding insult to injury

Some network execs never learn to quit while they are ahead: The CW and CBS Paramount Network Television are developing a remake of the 1990s FOX hit Melrose Place. The storyline has not been hashed out and a writer is being sought. This news comes after the pair collaborated on the current 90210, a spinoff of Beverly Hills, 90210 which also originally spawned Melrose Place. CBS Paramount owns the rights to Beverly Hills, 90210 and Melrose Place when it purchased Spelling TV.
It certainly won't have the cameos of previous castmates to tempt an older audience (30-45 yr olds) the way 90210 did with Garth, Dougherty and Nat the Peach Pit owner. Rob Estes is already on the new 90210, Marcia Cross and Doug Savant are on Desperate Housewives, Kelly Rutherford is on Gossip Girl, Grant Show is on Swingtown (which got picked up by Bravo or A&E for a second season), Courtney Thorne-Smith is on According to Jim, which still has a pick-up order for this season, Andrew Shue has given up acting for non-profits, Jack Wagner has been on the Bold and the Beautiful for years now, even Josie Bissett is on ABC Family's Secret Life of the American Teenager.



I hear Daphne Zuniga is free - she got dumped off of her role as Brook's evil mom on the CW "hit" One Tree Hill earlier this year. Perhaps she can reprise her role as Jo, the skulky photographer obsessed with Jake in the early seasons. And they might be able to get Heather Locklear straight out of rehab, but that would be tough for the producers to insure....
I didn't actually think this show had a strong enough premise the first go-round: a bunch of attractive young struggling 20 somethings live in an apartment building together. And there was too much fiction for me to suspend my disbelief and enjoy the drama - why was Heather Locklear living in a walk-up apartment on Melrose when she was the VP of a highly successful advertising company? Why did Dr Micheal live at the same shoddy apartment building? He was a surgeon for gods sake.
My suggestion to the CW: Leave well enough alone and be happy you actually got some traction on 90210.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

30 rock early look

NBC has posted the season premiere of 30 Rock online one week early. Visit NBC.com.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

sons of anarchy... surprise surprise

the best show no one is watching, or at least the best new show no one in this forum is blogging about. apparently, people somewhere agree with me:

FX has picked up a full second season of 13 episodes of Sons of Anarchy. So far, this new dramatic series is being touted by the network as the most successful launch among A18-49 since the debut of Rescue Me.

i watch this show for every reason under the sun, namely - it's about a small marginalized demographic in the US and it has the potential to be as culturally broadening as the sopranos was re: jersey mafia while still being entertaining and offensive. the character development is complicated and subtle, and we're only 7 episodes in... it is obvious that it is following Shakespeare's Hamlet, but i have no idea how long they will stick to the Bard's script. set in a small fictional town in california, ironically or poetically called charming, it has crept its way onto my list of favorite shows. i'd love to write an ode to katey sagal, (for the uneducated out there, she's peg bundy) who plays a sympathetic yet domineering queen of the gang - Gemma Morrow - who is both a mega bitch and a hooker with a heart of gold.... last week she slammed Taryn Manning's character in the face with a skateboard for screwing her husband at a patch over party and then later was a cooing mother figure towards her as she tried to leave the hangaround caste and join the ranks of old ladies of Sam Crow (Sons of Anarchy Motorcycle Club, Redwood Original Charter). and ron perlman is just amazing as clay. i haven't ever really considered him to be worthwhile, until now.

in short, go here, http://vod.fxnetworks.com/fod/play.php?sh=soa, and start watching, if you haven't already added this as new and repeats to your series recording list.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Worst Week Ever

Is this show a poor man's Arrested Development?

I think you'll find that it is. It's funny, but with the paterfamilias role resting on the shoulders of Eric's dad (Kurtwood Smith) from That 70's Show, there is a lot of re-tread going on. The dad is kind of a one hit wonder, but funny nevertheless.

The part of the son-in-law-to-be (Kyle Bornheimer) is acted like a SNL skit; tons of stammering and elongated vowels. Can't you see your queue? Aren't you memorizing your lines? It feels like AD in that it seems like they are filming with less than one script read through. Note that he had a cameo in Breaking Bad!

Also I don't quite get the premise. Do they live together in that house forever? Is that just a week long? Will the show end after 7 episodes? Enlighten me!

Well, this article states that there are 13 episodes planned.

Final note. The girlfriend/fiance is hot.

Mid-Fall Review

Interesting review of many shows. Picks winners & losers.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Contender

AGO just informed me that "The Contender" is coming back in December on VERSUS (never heard of it). It will be hosted by Tony Danza, YUCK!!!!! Despite their choice of host, I am very excited about this show returning!!! I hate boxing but I LOVE this show!!!! CHEERS!!!!